Naberius Tern is the Ken to Barbie Ianthe Tridentarius.
Naberius Tern is the Ken to Corona Tridentarius. Ianthe is a Chuckie doll that broke into your home to snort your mom's Crystal Lite packets
Tessa, 31, bird lawyer.
Naberius Tern is the Ken to Barbie Ianthe Tridentarius.
Naberius Tern is the Ken to Corona Tridentarius. Ianthe is a Chuckie doll that broke into your home to snort your mom's Crystal Lite packets
there’s so many things I want to do! unfortunately there’s also little determination from my part and images to look at instead
look at me . Pyrrha didnt have to love nona but she did . ass jokes for what ? to make her laugh ? because she loved her ? adorable nicknames for her and for what ? kiddie and no-no and nona palona and hairy maclary and small fry and baby girl ? even ? cam didnt have to love nona but she did . made her eat breakfasts and dinners and bathed her and held her hand . spooned her when she's having a restless sleep . made her do stretches and brushes her hair and rubs her thighs because nona liked it . held her and held her and held her . pal didnt have to love nona but he did . taught her everything and took care of her and protected her . even when he's someone else entirely the first thing he did in the world was console a crying nona and wiped her tears awsy . i cant fucking do this anymore
at my funeral: *everyone is sitting in their seats when all of a sudden “i like to move it” by king julian blasts through the speakers and all of a sudden my lifeless corpse is dropped down by strings like a puppet and it just starts dancing*
everyone in these notes saying the songs not by king julian can die with me too
mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*
me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*
Me starting GTN after hearing about it from a friend: NEEEEEEED the bone lesbians to kiss
Me finishing NTN: love is all around me and god needs to die.